Freakuness: I hope you like it! :D
Cadeja: A lovely birthday pic, and now a (tiny) fic to go with it:
Cake
“Pi,you realize that … this apron has some serious design oversights. The low cut neck… is definitely a burn hazard.”
“Zhongda, you’re missing the point.”
Yi plucks at and then pats down a ruffle sitting on his clavicle, casting it a glance as if it’s infected.
“No… I perfectly understand why you want this. I just think we should skip right to, you know, actual sex instead of this awkward foreplay.”
Yi shifts his weight from foot to foot; I draw him in by the wrist until he’s stuck leaning his weight on me.
“Zhongda… this is about us spending time together. I value your mind, your self, more than any other part of you, Zhongda. Remember.”
I let his wrist free, he rests his forehead to mine.
The back of that freed hand of his runs down my cheek.
“Very well… I believe you, Zihuan.
Which is why I know you won’t mind if I take off this stupid apron and put my shirt back on.”
“Damn it, Zhongda, no. Just play along. It’s my birthday.”
Yi sighs, crosses his arms and frowns a bit.
“Yes, which is why I came over when you asked me to help you bake a cake, only to get talked into this.”
“If you recall, Zhongda, I also wanted you with your pants off.”
He pushes off from me and pinches the bridge of his nose.
“That’s absurd. Baking in the nude should never be done, at least for sanitary reasons.”
“Then don’t bake, Yi. Just stay in my view.”
He uncrosses his arms and toys with the lace at his clavicle.
“So… for your birthday, Zihuan, you want to bake a cake while I stand here naked and useless?”
Cute. I reel him in by the elbow, plant a kiss on his brow.
” You wouldn’t be useless, more like … motivation.”
“Very well, Zihuan ,
I can do that.”
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[Hey! Just here to say Happy Halloween and to have an excuse to draw Cao Pi looking as dumb as possible. I’m sorry I haven’t been around. Still busy.]
d’aww ♥](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwxzuzHHC1r06k80o1_400.jpg)
